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Old May 18, 2008, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #21
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You just proved how stupid you are.

You just proved that you don't understand the joke.

Retard.
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Old May 18, 2008, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #22
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You just proved how stupid you are.
wow... all i can say lol
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Old May 18, 2008, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #23
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You just proved how stupid you are.
Market value says otherwise!
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Old May 18, 2008, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #24
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Great guide
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Old May 18, 2008, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #25
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"Meth," that name is appropriate. I've always wondered why people brag about how fast they can do a certain area as an Ursan. If it's so much fun, why do you want it to end so fast? It reminds me of the dead end jobs I used to have.

And, if Ursan was so good, why do you need all those consumables?
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Old May 18, 2008, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #26
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i hear running ursanway shrinks your gonads.
srsly, if you need a guide to run gimmicks you need to find a new game to play.
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Old May 18, 2008, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #27
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Yeah, taking on all those lvl 2 skales needs the power and skill of Ursan.
Hey, beyond the wall those charr hurt like hell. I would wager 95% of ursans would run in and die instantly with any normal build.

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You just proved how stupid you are.
edit: Oh this was a joke? i just proved how stupid i am. damn lol
Yeah, not to mention taking until the last part of the 2nd post to find something stupid I said was kind of bad. The w/mo healers part was completely legit

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"Meth," that name is appropriate. I've always wondered why people brag about how fast they can do a certain area as an Ursan. If it's so much fun, why do you want it to end so fast? It reminds me of the dead end jobs I used to have.
Haven't you gotten the memo? Noone cares about having fun playing areas anymore, they just want to do it as fast as they can 100x over for "teh ub3r lewtz!!!!1111"

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And, if Ursan was so good, why do you need all those consumables?
I don't know. Ask the 100s of ursan groups you see every day at ToA, Slavers and DoA. I just report what they told me.
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Old May 18, 2008, 09:43 PM // 21:43   #28
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Awesome post. Thanks for the laughs.
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Old May 18, 2008, 10:07 PM // 22:07   #29
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Note from writer:
URSAN IS SRS BSNS!
fix'd
great guide, I lol'd

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i hear running ursanway shrinks your gonads.
srsly, if you need a guide to run gimmicks you need to find a new game to play.
i herd its gud to read guides before you post about them
hint: it was a joke guide

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Old May 18, 2008, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #30
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I giggled at some parts. Thanks.
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Old May 19, 2008, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #31
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hint: it was a joke guide
oh sars. is funny. i see "Ursanway" and auto flame. big lols
need to work on my reading skillz
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Old May 21, 2008, 05:25 PM // 17:25   #32
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This died, for shame!

Classic thread, is classic
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Old May 21, 2008, 08:28 PM // 20:28   #33
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Best damn thing I read on Guru for a while!

I'm voting for a OTA sticky on this one

I may just post this on my Alliance forums since several people insist that Ursan is needed for Pre-Searing (okay...not that bad...but close).
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Old May 21, 2008, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #34
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This is ftw.


Ty for the lawlz! xD
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Old May 21, 2008, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #35
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Thanks for the giggle, damn funny

PS

Before posting flames try actually...I dunno....READING the op Ok? He's JOKING!
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Old May 22, 2008, 05:39 AM // 05:39   #36
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These quests may be very difficult, if possible try to get a group of ursans to help you with it. All further notes will assume you have at least 4 R10 ursans and 3 monks in your group, otherwise success is far from assured. It is unknown how the first person to reach EoTN actually got there without the use of ursans, and it is widely believed hacking of some sort was involved.

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The set you should use At all times while in Ursanmode:
Weapon: A Perfect Crystaline Sword with 15^50, +30 health and 20/20 sundering. The weapon skin is of the utmost priority, even greater then that of the mods, because it will ensure your dominance of the ursan group. Req 9 or lower is preferred
Offhand: A Perfect Tormented Shield with +30 health and -5/20% mods. Again, the shield skin is more important then stats.
Just had to reread this.

These two are my favorite parts
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Old May 22, 2008, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #37
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ROFL, am going to post this on my guild forum and spread the Word ^^
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Old May 22, 2008, 12:32 PM // 12:32   #38
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I lol'd at this. "You will be lowering your own intelligence to that of a turnip." So true, except for me, as my intelligence will not lower! Without physical damage that is. (+1 before this gets closed)
Since +1 was removed in the OT&A about 5 months ago - I'll agree with your assessment!

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ANY-OMG-URSAN-IS-FOR-NOOBS replies will be agreed with.
I agree with you agreeing with me!!

Wooot - see how agreeable I am!
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Old May 22, 2008, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #39
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I recommended this guide to all GW players I know and totally agree. :>
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Old May 23, 2008, 01:09 PM // 13:09   #40
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Woot great guide
<3 Ursan........(not!)
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